January 13, 2014
The Mystery of Guns in America
…one which baffles most of the rest of the civilized world
You can have guns for hunting. You can have them to ward off Mexican drug lords or whoever is going to storm into your house. Keep them there, in a locked safe. And if we by chance ever need a well-regulated militia for a revolution or zombie apocalypse, by god, we’re going to be really happy you were born with a micro-penis.
Matt Bors — Dear Gun Nuts